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Never Have I Ever
President Trump will soon return from his Middle East trip, and he already has big plans for June — specifically, the 14th.
On Thursday, Stephen Colbert remarked that Trump might be leaving “his autocratic buddies behind, but he’s going to bring a taste of dictatorship back home when he does, ’cause he’s throwing a military parade on his birthday, featuring 6,600 soldiers, 150 vehicles and 50 helicopters.”
“He wants overwhelming force, because this is more important than D-Day: It is his B-Day.” — STEPHEN COLBERT
“It was crazy. For the first time all year, Democrats and Republicans both nodded in agreement. They’re like, ‘Yeah, we agree. We love that.’” — JIMMY FALLON
“‘Probably’? Measles is the most contagious virus known to man. In this century alone, the vaccine has prevented 60 million deaths. But, sure, ‘probably.’ And while we’re at it, let’s just change the warning labels on bleach to ‘Poison: Only give your kids a little.’” — STEPHEN COLBERT
The Bits Worth Watching
Jimmy Fallon surprised the graduating class of Fordham University with a performance by The Weeknd on Thursday’s “Tonight Show.”
